Evan's Ranking Tablet
Hey, I'm Evan. Follow me on BlueSky, I'm a media critic on there.
I'm personally an autistic 20-year-old straight/cis male from the US, but anyone is welcome with me as long as they're a good person.
This account is dedicated to reviewing/shouting out/analyzing Itch.io games more-so than making my own. I will "post" on my page by adding writing to my profile page.
- 10/16/25 - You're only allowed so many characters on here, I didn't know. I've deleted some older stuff to make room for the new.
Planned posts on here: I'll review a game I discovered called "When the Wick Goes Out" & I'll link to my BlueSky post ranking every Sweaters game.
- 10/14/25 - Took a break from itch.io but I'm back now!
Every Itch.io game I've played ranked best to worst
Click the title for the full ranking, my review scores, one-word reviews & what genres I consider each game to be in.
A short meta story about a developer's struggles creating the very game you're playing.
Interactive Fiction
Play in browser
An Rpgmaker game where you're the witch getting rid of these intruders in your damn house.
Role Playing
Play in browser
Bigmode 2025 Game Jam submission: A silly stupid game about taking power naps at the office to play gacha games at night
Simulation
Play in browser
Shred across an endless, crumbling loop. The only rule is: skate or die.
Action
Play in browser
Backlog
A game where you play as a dog and help your owner throughout her date.
Visual Novel
Play in browser
Two girls must travel to the moon's core to fix its broken heart.
Visual Novel
Play as rosedoodle, a teal-haired catsprout, and embark on a journey across Stardust Valley.
Role Playing
A fun and cute 2D physics-based cooking game with a focus on experimentation and discovery.
Simulation
Play in browser
